No-Homo Forever! – Quantum NFC chip for verifiable heterosexuality

Summary: No-Homo Forever! uses a patented Quantum™ NFC chip to emit a field of plausible deniability, ensuring wearers remain officially heterosexual. Subscribers receive a digitally signed Certificate of Straight and coverage for a set number of encounters monthly, with options for unlimited use and retroactive protection.

What it does

The No-Homo Chip™ emits a constant NFC field that maintains plausible deniability about the wearer’s sexuality. Users subscribe to receive coverage for up to 10 encounters per month or choose unlimited or retroactive plans.

Who it's for

Individuals seeking a technical means to assert verifiable heterosexuality in social situations involving same-sex encounters.

Why it matters

It provides a digital and verifiable method to counter accusations of homosexuality after certain intimate acts.